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The Tonsillectomy, Part 3: The Party

The patient has gone back to college.

Left behind,
is a refrigerator filled with
PUDDING AND JELLO.

Left behind,
is a freezer filled with
POPSICLES AND ITALIAN ICE.

And, the cooler on the back deck

is still overflowing with beer,
though the temperatures have risen above freezing,
so I lack the confidence to tell you
that they are still ice-cold.

However . . .

I am considering having a “post-tonsillectomy” party.

Pro hockey players, babies, and the elderly are welcome.

 

 

 

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