They are intrusive, they are crude,
They are obnoxious, they are rude.
Overbearing and invasive;
Raw and abrasive.
They are miserable, uncomfortable, unbearable, and gross;
And, in fact, they can be . . .
They make me itch, they make me sneeze,
They make me cough, they make me wheeze.
They are wicked, they are awful, they are . . .