Naked Space Invader Sheep Dog Trials

Naked Space Invader Sheep Dog Trials
Today is Video Game Day . . . Like that needed promoting.
That said, I’ve played a few video games in my time . . .  and some of them are pretty weird creations.
I mean, even Mario Brothers ( if you logically examine the elements ) makes no sense.  If it does make sense to you . . . cut down how much you’re smoking. 



But there are games so bizarre that no form of abuse can justify or explain their existence.
Seaman ( That’s right … Not a typo. ) by Dreamcast comes prominently to mind. This is a virtual pet game, ( Not to odd so far. ). Featuring a fish ( Okay. Bit dull. ). A fish with the face of a New York slum landlord. 
How do you get that to breed?
” C’mon! Give my fish with a human face a peck on the cheek. . . No tongues, I swear. “

Other notable mentions include Goat Simulator ( I kid you not ha ha 😀 ) and Leisure Suit Larry, a game which seemed to expect gamers were so lonely that they would be aroused by blocky graphics and twiddle more than just their thumbs.

So, if you think that  Naked Space Invader Sheep Dog Trials featuring J. Leno and Miss Piggy  cannot happen . . . then, think again.

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Nick Jackson was born in the UK, the land of gunpowder tea, but moved to America to escape exploding cups of tea. He now lives in Florida where he attempts come to terms with concepts such as how flat everything is and whether the alligator is a golfer's natural predator. Nick has written for Monkey Pickles from the beginning, as established in Cern, Switzerland, with the discovery of the long-sought Monkey Pickle Particle. He is somewhat "freaked out" by writing in the third person. Nick is motivated to write for the pleasure of the experience rather than to pay the bills, but he does recognize that pleasure is still not an acceptable method of payment in most respectable retail outlets. He hopes to raise a smile or two before being ejected from the store.