Funny Joke of the Day!
A man goes to heaven, and the first thing he notices is a wall covered in clocks.
He asks an angel, “What are those clocks for?”
“Each clock represents each human on Earth. Every time someone lies, the clock moves ahead by one minute. For example, this is the Pope’s clock, it has never moved, meaning never in his life has he lied.”
The angel goes on. “This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. It’s only moved twice, meaning Lincoln only lied twice!”
The man asks “Are there clocks for other politicians?”
The angel says “Clocks of other politicians? We use those as ceiling fans for the offices.”
