I do not like green eggs and ham …
I should not eat them, fast food man.
I wish that they would go away.
You wish I wasn’t FDA.
I will shut you down, that is the plan.
I will shut you down but first I need the can.
Four Score …
and one more score plus 10 plus one more year years ago, Theodor Seuss Geisel was born.
We knew him as Dr. Seuss, the prolific perfectionist who influenced generations with 46 greatly love children’s books but he also worked as an illustrator on advertising campaigns and as a political cartoonist during the Second World War.
March 2nd was his birthday and is now Dr. Seuss Day.
Why not celebrate this literary giant of so many childhoods by donning a blue wig and red onesie and energetically jump about all day.
Perhaps go down to Denny’s and order off of the menu in rhyme. It will be adorable.
Or draw a political cartoon with the condiments.
If you are dressed as Thing 1 or Thing 2 as well, don’t jump about directly after eating. That may not work out.
If you don’t have the energy to jump around all day or you don’t own a red onesie and think jumping around naked at Denny’s may not be understood to be a celebration of Theodor Seuss Geisel’s life, then simply stay at home and make your cat wear a trilby.
