Who Doctor Who ?

Who Doctor Who ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All around the world, at this very moment, a very particular global community of geeks is having the time of their lives...
monkey pickles, daily peel, conversation starters

Where Do You Like Going To Meet New People?

It isn't easy meeting people these days, whether you're looking for love or you're just a friendly person. Everyone seems so involved in their...
Santa, Panda, Christmas

Satan Announces His Candidacy For US Presidency

INT. LAS VEGAS SHOWROOM - DAY The showroom's normal furniture has been replaced with folding chairs, and instead of tourists enjoying a show, reporters talking in...

Open An Umbrella Indoors Day

It's Friday 13th !!! Why not open an umbrella indoors ? It's like math. As long as you do an even number of unlucky things,...
family, turkey, thanksgiving, relatives

You Can Pick A Turkey (But You Can’t Pick Your Relatives)

It was late afternoon . . . The sun – just barely peeking through, casting a warm glow across the linen dressed table. Perfectly choreographed fine china. Candlelight...
Monkey Pickles, Daily Peel, funny drunk texts, mischief

Name One Person You Wish You Could Drunk Text

Maybe you never got to say a proper "Screw you!" to that high school boyfriend or girlfriend who broke your heart all those years ago....

Dr. Seuss Day

I do not like green eggs and ham ... I should not eat them, fast food man. I wish that they would go away. You wish I...
Hope Solo, Olympics, Monkey Pickles, Funny, U.S. Women's Soccer

Help Cheer Up U.S. Goalie Hope Solo (Funny)

When you're the national team goalie and you let a goal in between your legs, you're bound to feel a little down on yourself....
Secrets – Dirty Little Secrets

Secrets – Dirty Little Secrets

Secrets.  We all have them. Some may be larger than others.  But then again, who is to decide how big a secret really is? Awhile back,...
What Are These, Dad? - Funny Joke of the Day, Condoms, Funny Jokes, Joke of the Day

What Are These, Dad? – Funny Joke of the Day

Funny Joke of the Day A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display,...

June

Welcome Picklers ! Here is your guide to enjoying the Juniest June possible. June is the month to be outside, hopefully not because your home has...
monkey pickles, daily peel,

Innie Or Outie Belly Button?

This is a question that has probably been asked as long as humans have existed. Which is better? Innie Or Outie Belly Button?
mental recess, monkey pickles

Battle At The Old Oak Tree: An Armadillo, A Porcupine & A Grumpy Cat

Pee Wee was a grumpy cat. Not like those grumpy cats you see on Pinterest and Facebook with their smashed Persian noses and photoshopped expressions....

Beach Towels For When You Love the Ocean, But You Also Love Food

It's Spring Break around these parts, so we thought we'd track down some sweet beach towels for all your ocean/pool/bathtub/puddle fun. What's something we love even...

The Continuing Adventures Of Tartan The Ape-man, Part 7: Quickbooks Quandary

Previously on Tartan The Ape-Man Morag is hopelessly lost ... in thought ... about shoes, Tartan is tickle-attacked by a fabulous snake, there are sex zebras...