Two Rednecks Were Taking Their First Trip To New York City…

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Two rednecks were taking their first trip to New York city. They’d never been on the train before, so they were curious about how it would work. Eventually, a vendor came down the corridor selling bananas. They hadn’t ever seen bananas before, so they were curious. Each bought one banana.

The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”

“Why not?”

“Well, I took one bite and went blind for half a minute!”

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