The Doctor Told The Patient He Had Good News And Bad News…

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A doctor has just finished a routine checkup on a man who came to see him.

Doctor: “Well, sir, I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?”

Patient: “I guess the bad news.”

Doctor: “Well, you only have about three months to live, and there’s nothing else we can do. I’m sorry.”

Patient: (starts crying)

Doctor: “Now, now … I know you’re upset, but remember, I also said there was good news.”

Patient: “Yes, I could really use some good news right now. What is it?”

Doctor: “Well, you know my nurse, Donna.”

Patient: (perking up a little) “Yes?”

Doctor: “You know, the beautiful brunette¬†with the lovely smile?”

Patient: (more excited) “Yes … ”

Doctor: “You know the one that’s always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup?”

Patient: (very excited) “Yes, yes, I know who she is. What about her?”

Doctor: “She finally went out with me last night!”

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