Jesus, Chuck Norris, and Moses decided to go fishing…

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Jesus, Chuck Norris, and Moses decided to go fishing. Out on the water they realized they forgot their food.

Jesus says, “I sure am hungry… I’m going to go get a sandwich.” He stands up, walks across the water and gets a sandwich.

Chuck Norris decided he was hungry too. He gets up, walks across the water and gets a sandwich.

Moses thinks he hungry too, steps out of the boat, and falls in and is barely staying above water.

Jesus looks at Chuck and says, “You think we should tell him about the stepping stones?”

Chuck Norris asks,”what stepping stones?”

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