In New York City, A Man Is Going To Jump Off A Tall Building…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

In New York City, a man is going to jump off a tall building. A good Irish cop rushes over to talk him down.

The cop yells up to the man, “Don’t jump! Think of your father!”

The man replies, “I haven’t got a father; I’m going to jump.”

The cop goes through a list of relatives: mother, brothers, sisters, etc.

Each time, the man says, “Haven’t got one; I’m going to jump.”

Desperate, the cop yells up, “Don’t jump! Think of the Blessed Virgin!”

The man replies, “Who’s that?”

The cop yells, “Jump, Protestant! You’re slowing down traffic!”

 

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