Hilarious Hipster Jokes

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Making fun of hipsters is as essential to life as drinking your morning mocha soy decaf latte. Enjoy this list of hilarious hipster jokes!

 

 

Q: How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
A: Put it in a man bun.

Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave.
A: They don’t like conventional ovens.

Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.

Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.

Q: How do you know if Shakira is still cool?
A: Hipsters don’t lie.

Q: What was the hipster doing at the computer?
A: Looking in the recycling bin for something retro.

Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.

Q: What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster?
A: Mumblr

Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!

Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork

Q: What happens when a Hipster falls?
A: They Tumblr

Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number

Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.

Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram.

Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank low fat non whip frapp before it was cool.

Q: How do you kill a hipster?
A: Stab it with a Pitchfork

Q: What do you get if you cross a hipster with a vampire?
A: Count Swagula.

Q: Who was the First Hipster?
A: You’ve probably never heard of him.

Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech impediment?
A: Mumblr.

Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

Q: Why did the hipster stand by the fan?
A: He was trying to stay cool.

Q: Why are all the ugly chicks hipsters?
A: Because beauty is just too Mainstream!

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