Whether you call it “math” or “maths” or simply “the worst subject ever,” the fact remains: math is the reason we exist. Without math, you wouldn’t be reading this (you can decide if you want to be sad about that or not), and telling math jokes can make you feel smart AND funny. So buckle up, buttercup: here are some groan-worthy, nerd-tastic math jokes!

## Funny Math Joke About Sheep

Talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says “All 40 accounted for.”

Farmer says, “I’ve only got 36!”

Sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.”

## Funny Math Joke About Sex

Sex is like math:

Add the bed

Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs

…and pray you don’t multiply!

## Funny Math Joke About Algebra

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

## Short Funny Math Joke

Last night I dreamed that I was weightless. I was like, 0mg.

## Funny Math Joke

I’ll do algebra.

I’ll do trig.

I’ll even do statistics, but

graphing is where I draw the line.

## Funny Math Joke About Trigonometry

How do deaf triangles communicate?

Sine language

## Funny Math Joke About… Math Jokes

Math jokes never work on me.

I have trouble differentiating them, they aren’t an integral part of the my life, and most of the time they just don’t add up.

## Funny Math Joke About School

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?

Student: 10.

Teacher: … Ok, well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would you have left then?

Student: 10 and a dead body.

## Funny Math Joke About Beer

Why is beer never served at a math party?

Because you can’t drink and derive.