Funny Joke Of The Day
A teacher calls her first grade class from recess. She goes up to little Sally and asks, “Sally, what did you do at recess?”
“I played in the sandbox,” Sally replied sweetly.
“Good. Now, if you can spell the word ‘sand’ on the blackboard, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie,” the teacher said.
Sally spells the word correctly and gets a cookie.
Then comes little Billy. “Billy, what did you do at recess?”
“I played in the sandbox with Sally,” says Billy with a smile.
“Good. Now, if you can spell the word ‘box’ on the blackboard, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie,” says the teacher.
So he spells it right and gets a cookie.
Then comes in little Mohammed from recess.
“Mohammed, what did you do at recess?”
“Billy and Sally threw rocks at me!” he says, tears in his eyes.
“Hmm, that sounds like blatant racial discrimination,” says the teacher. “If you can spell ‘blatant racial discrimination’ on the blackboard, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.”
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