A Man Moves Into A Haunted House…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

A man moves into a very haunted house. After several nights of ghosts keeping him awake with their moaning and moving furniture around the house, the man can’t take it anymore. So he calls an exorcist.

A priest eventually comes around, performs some incantations and sprinkles holy water in the corners. The man was grateful for the priest’s help with this haunting but says that he isn’t actually able to pay the priest at the moment.

The priest says, “Fret not my son, we can send you a bill. Just be sure to pay it off within the month or we’ll repossess your house.”

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