A Man Bought A New Mercedes…

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A man bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to really let the engine go. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.

“No way they can catch a brand-new Mercedes,” he thought to himself. He stepped on the gas.

The needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.

“What on earth am I doing?” he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

“I’ve had a tough shift and this is my last traffic stop. I don’t feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before you can go!”

“Last week my wife ran off with a cop,” the man said, “and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”

“Have a nice night,” said the officer.

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