A Farmer Had Three Daughters Who Were All Going On Dates…

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A farmer had three teenage daughters who were all going on dates the same night. The doorbell rang and the farmer answered it. The boy said, “Hello. I’m Joe, and I’m here for Flo. We are going to see a show. Is she ready to go?” So Flo left with Joe.

The doorbell rang again and the farmer answered it. The boy said, “Hello. I’m Eddy, and I’m here for Betty. We are going to eat spaghetti. Is she ready?” So Betty left with Eddy.

Only the farmer’s youngest daughter was left. The doorbell rang a third time and the farmer answered it again. The boy said, “Hello. I’m Chuck.” The farmer chased him off before he could finish.

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