Musical Knock Knock Jokes
Love a good Knock Knock joke AND music?! Then you’ll adore these 15 knock knock jokes for music lovers! Every single one is full of cheese and corn, for the cheesiest, corniest knock knock jokes this side of the Mississippi. Enjoy!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Elvis!
Elvis who?
Elvis has left the building.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Rain!
Rain who!?
U rain nothing but a hound dog!!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
A mall!
A mall who?
A mall shook up!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hello!
Hello who?
Hello from the other side I must’ve called a thousand times.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ahmed Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Joana!
Joana who?
I JOANA CLOSE MY EYES, I JOANA FALL ASLEEP ‘CAUSE I MISS YOU BABE AND I DON’T WANNA MISS A THING…
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin…
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Britney Spears!
Britney Spears who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oops! I Did It Again
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in.
Knock knock!
Who’s There?
Allah!
Allah who?
Allah these stars will guide us home.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Truffle.
Truffle who?
Truffle with love is, it can tear you up inside.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Why!
Why who?
WHY-M-C-A!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Everybody!
Everybody who?
Everybody was Kung fu fighting!
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Bully!
Bully who?
Bully Jean is not my lover.