Weekly Recap: The Best Shower Thoughts on Reddit

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If you’ve lived under a rock for the last 10 years, you may not be familiar with Reddit. Literally their motto is “The front page of the internet;” they’ve been a primary source for news, entertainment, and subculture for millions of daily users.

One of our favorite parts of Reddit is a Subreddit called Shower Thoughts.

Shower Thoughts are those sometimes bizarre thoughts you have while showering, daydreaming, driving, or spacing out. It’s a mixture of being “stuck” doing something mundane and letting your thoughts wander to some life-altering realizations or questions about the world.

We’re going to share our favorite Shower Thoughts for this week…

It’s been 20 years today since Austin Powers was released, and I still do that finger thing every time someone says “one million dollars”


Finding out stripper poles spin in place (instead of strippers around the poles) is the grown-up’s finding out Santa isn’t real.


What if there really ARE sexy asian singles in my area dying to meet me and my common sense telling me to ignore the ad is wrong?


Maybe your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.


If a priest can bless water, then hypothetically we could have holy guacamole too.


I like to use the disabled bathroom stall because it feels like the master bedroom of the bathroom.


Theres a chance you are immortal but don’t know it yet


It’s much weirder to ask “Will you talk to me for $3?” than “Can I buy you a drink?”


When I finish 1st in Mario Kart, it’s because of my sweet skills. When I finish 12th, it’s because of my sh*t luck.


Bendy busses should make accordion noises