Queen Drops Guard And Exposes Slip

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SonOfMonkeyPickles
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“Lor’ luv a duck! Lummy Lorks! Me plates o’ meat are goin’ all ‘elter skelter. I’m goin’ London town on me boat race, so I am, stone da crows, Winston Churchill.”

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Okay … Not as raunchy as the headline suggested but seriously, Lizzy is 88 … That’s not why you should be clicking this. And if you clicked this to catch a glimpse of Queen Victoria’s ankles, you may want to consider getting a pet.

If, however, you clicked to see the British Empire get a little slapstick comeuppance for … well, for having been the British Empire, then please … chortle away with a clear conscience.

 

No monkeys or pickles were hurt during this incident.

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Nick Jackson was born in the UK, the land of gunpowder tea, but moved to America to escape exploding cups of tea. He now lives in Florida where he attempts come to terms with concepts such as how flat everything is and whether the alligator is a golfer's natural predator. Nick has written for Monkey Pickles from the beginning, as established in Cern, Switzerland, with the discovery of the long-sought Monkey Pickle Particle. He is somewhat "freaked out" by writing in the third person. Nick is motivated to write for the pleasure of the experience rather than to pay the bills, but he does recognize that pleasure is still not an acceptable method of payment in most respectable retail outlets. He hopes to raise a smile or two before being ejected from the store.