Amazingly Accurate Banana Reviews

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Instagram account bananareview reviews… can you guess?… BANANAS! Great job. #realbananaguy is #hardcore about his love for bananas (and Harry Styles, apparently), and we have mad respect for that. Here are some of bananareviews banana reviews!

“See, one day you are #plump and ripe and #yellow and fresh and have lots of friends on the Internet. Then #GAH! You are a #flattened piece of #banana jerky left on the sidewalk. So live #today!”

#Whoa listen hotshot. #Realbananaguy is not just about #fruit and games. No, sometime stuff your face with the #flavor sometimes #STUFF #YOUR #MIND! Is life-lesson time #buddy. And this time is about #time. Time is a #mysterious and powerful thing and also a #clock. See, one day you are #plump and ripe and #yellow and fresh and have lots of friends on the Internet. Then #GAH! You are a #flattened piece of #banana jerky left on the sidewalk. So live #today! You must #banana without compromise. Life is full of crazy rules that you mustn't give in to. Oh what, I am supposed to "not"'ride my bike through puddle? Oh I am supposed to "not make my own puddle" by pouring #fanta all over the store? Oh I'm "not" supposed to bike in the store anyway!? LIFE IS SHORT! Before you are the squishy, sad 0/5 #zombiebanana all dusty in the parking lot… make sure you #BITEYOURLIFE! #yobo #beautiful #truth #noregrets #thisisagrossbanana #bananaeveryday #fit #ew #love #taylorswift

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“Why you step your #bananarrogant little #feets on my tasties!?”

Whoa gross I am filled with #realbananarage! Who dare #defile my sacred #banana pile? Think because you have the #extra legs you can just hop on my #fruit like delicious cushion? #HMMM? You see me #jumping all over the #foods like some #savage who jumps on food! No! And you can't read these questions because you are the #gross and #dumb #flyguy. Oh I hate you like tiny #bird! Why you step your #bananarrogant little #feets on my tasties!? I didn't ride the #bus for forty minutes to get you those #bananas! Those are #for eating/whispering my secrets to. I'm gonna smoosh you so #hard… oh you are #gone. Well buzz buzz you 0/5 #bananajerk. I can't feel my hands. #banananger #disrespect #bug #beautiful #lol #lovelife #hateflies #1d #gocubs

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“#Shhh don’t wake #nuzzliesnugglies! Like they say, “Let sleeping #banana lie.””

“I do #like taking my #fruit for the sunny walk. Maybe watch the kids #slide like young peels on the #garage floor. Maybe cry #near a hay bale. Maybe fight with #carnival #guy about what “too old” really means on a slide.”

“The hardcore is maybe #eating a whole #banana without breathing!”