7 Signs You’re Spending Too Much Money On Clash Of Clans

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Every couple of months, a game comes along that everyone loves and gets addicted to. One of those games is Clash Of Clans. However, there are some of us who take the game a bit too seriously, and end up spending too much money in real life on the game. Here are signs that you may be one of those people.

1. Bills

If you are known as an on-time person, all of your bills are paid in advance. If you suddenly miss a few payments to build your town hall, you may have a problem.

2. Furniture

If you have more items in the game than furniture in the house, then you may have a problem.

3. War

Do us a favor: Look up how much money the U.S. spends on its military each year. Now compare it to how much you spent on Goblins and archers. If it compares, you absolutely have a problem.

4. Stocks

If over the last few years you have saved thousands in a 401k plan, and then you suddenly draw the money to skip four town hall levels, then you probably need gambling addiction counseling.

5. School

Your child comes home and says “My field trip is on Monday, and I need $50.” Problem is, you were planning on using that money to finally max out your freeze spell. What do you do? Yeah, we thought so. You have a problem.

6. Car

If you look outside and see that your first car from high school is being repossessed, and then you shrug your shoulders and you use that money for a clan war you have coming, you may have a problem. If you look outside the next day and see that your spouse’s car is being repossessed, you really have a problem.

7. Loss

Your spouse has divorced you and taken half of all the nothing you had left. You’re standing in the middle of your house with your utilities cut off. And you are licking your lips in the dark because your frugality allowed you to finish your wall. You have a problem. The problem is that you need two walls there, dumbo. Get building!