5 Signs You’re Spending Too Much Money On Candy Crush Saga

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What on earth did you do before Candy Crush Saga? As you go back over your life, nothing stands out as vibrant and colorful as the delicious candy treats in Candy Crush Saga. It’s no matter that you’re behind on rent and will pay your iPhone bill before you go grocery shopping. Millions of other people struggle with priorities just like you do. But aside from these blatant examples of spending too much money on Candy Crush Saga, here are five less obvious signs to look out for.

1. Your Friends Are Acting Weird.

It’s like they won’t hang out anymore, don’t return your calls and don’t accept your incessant Candy Crush Saga invitations. Could it have something to do with the fact that you’re usually broke and all you want to do is play Candy Crush Saga? In the pit of your stomach, you feel as if they’re planning something. An intervention, perhaps? Or maybe you’re just paranoid.

2. You’ve Burned Through Your Laptop Battery And Your Phone Is About To Die.

You never thought you’d do this, but you’re heading to the library to play Candy Crush Saga. At least it’s free, you think as you ride your old bike with one missing pedal. Your car is out of gas, but you’re determined to fill up the tank and start looking for a second job … tomorrow.

3. Every Time You Achieve A High Score In Candy Crush Saga, A Tooth Falls Out.

Could it be that your addiction to Candy Crush Saga is much darker than you first realized? Do you find yourself thinking about candy all the time? Can you walk out of a convenience store without a bag of Skittles in tow? We didn’t think so. Hand over your debit card, please. Oh, and make an appointment to see the dentist.

4. You’re Selling Stuff On eBay.

And it’s all to support your love of Candy Crush Saga. Or at least you’re trying to sell stuff. Turns out no one really wants old tapes of Sheena Easton and Bon Jovi. Maybe they’ll buy those things on Amazon.

5. You’ve Started A Crowdfunding Campaign.

Obviously, it’s to raise money for color bombs, gold bars, hammers, extra lives and extra moves. And people are donating. You can’t even believe it when suddenly there’s a knock on the door. It’s all your friends. Remember that intervention you were so paranoid about?

If any of these situations apply to you, it’s safe to say Candy Crush Saga has taken hold of you. But we don’t want you to stop playing the game. We don’t care. It’s your life, and if you want to spend the whole thing playing Candy Crush Saga, more power to you. You do you. So go ahead, kick all those people out of your house and get back to Candy Crush Saga. You’ve got a high score to beat the candied snot out of.

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