Ramen Fork+Spoon Fancy Spork for Fancy Folks

For all y'all fancy pants Ramen folks, we present to you the The Museum of Modern Art MoMA Ramen Fork+Spoon. Because if there was ever a group of people who want/need a $30 spoon, it's...

Thug Life Flowers Doormat

Sometimes on Friday afternoons at Monkey Pickles HQ, we eat mac & cheese pizza (don't hate, it's bomb!) and listen to 90's gangster rap on Pandora. And sometimes we find amazing things on the...

Magical Flames Make Rainbow-Colored Fire

Have you ever been sitting by a raging fire and thought to yourself, "You know what this fire needs? Rainbow colors!" Well, we heard the voices inside your head (don't worry, we won't tell...

Natures Dick Pics 2017 Wall Calendar

If you are like us and have the same sense of humor as a 12-year-old boy, then we think you'll love this Nature's Dick Pics calendar. Because there's nothing funnier than things that are...
Glitter, Pickled Nickel, Bling, Iced, Cars, Auto, Ride

Bling My Ride

Nothing says, "I'm a rich b*tch" like a blinged-out car. Customized license plate frames, iced-out auto accessories, and cute car seat covers in luxurious prints are just the tip of the ostentatious iceberg. For...

Squatty Potty Unicorn Gold Toilet Spray

We're sure you've heard of the Squatty Potty. Heck, they were on Shark Tank. And we KNOW that's the highlight of your Friday night. Well today, we bring you the latest invention for these poo-product connoisseurs:...
St Patrick's Day Shirts

St. Patrick’s Day Shirts That Don’t Suck

St. Patrick's Day is just around the corner and whether you're going to a St Patty's parade, bar hopping with friends, or eating corned beef and cabbage at home, you know you want to...

Sushi For Your Face – Giant Sushi Pillow

  Where are our sushi lovers at? We know you're out there! Show your love for all things raw-fish without making your room extra stinky, with this adorable 28" Giant Sushi Pillow. Foot rest, head...
Valentine's Day Gift Guide, Valentine's Day Gifts for Her, Valentine's Day Gifts for Him

Valentine’s Day Gift Guide

Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Gifts She Actually Wants Not sure what to get your girlfriend/wife/stalker crush for Valentine's Day? Look no further! We've compiled a few V-day gift ideas guaranteed to keep you...
Zoku Fish Pop Molds

Lick a Puffer Fish with Zoku Fish Pop Molds

  One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, or orange fish, or purple fish... the possibilities are virtually endless with these Zoku fish popsicle molds. Use your favorite juice or melted chocolate to create 6 pops...