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A Lawyer And A Blonde Are Waiting At The Airport…

Funny Joke Of The Day A lawyer and a blonde are waiting at the airport next to each other. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game of Find the Answer....
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The IRS Decided To Audit Grandpa And Summoned Him To The IRS Office…

Funny Joke Of The Day The IRS decided to audit Grandpa and summoned him to the IRS Office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir,...
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Two Marines And An Army Soldier Boarded The Same Flight…

  Funny Joke Of The Day   Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Army...
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A Scientist Dies And Goes To The Pearly Gates…

Funny Joke Of The Day A scientist dies and goes to the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter is waiting for him. The poor scientist has never believed but was a good man, so St. Peter is...
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A Philosopher, A Mathematician And An Idiot Go To Heaven…

Funny Joke Of The Day Three men — a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot — were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before they knew what had happened, the three men...
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A Man Walking Along A California Beach Was Deep In Prayer…

Funny Joke Of The Day A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head,...
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3 Guys Find A Lamp… | Funny Joke of the Day

Funny Joke of the Day 3 guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed...
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Two Children Told Their Mom To Stay In Bed One Mother’s Day Morning…

Funny Joke Of The Day Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from...
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A Drunken Man Staggers Into A Catholic Church…

 Funny Joke Of The Day   A drunken man staggers into a Catholic Church. He sits down in a confession box but says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man...
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An Old Couple Comes Across A Magic Lamp In Their Attic…

Funny Joke Of The Day An old couple come across a magic lamp in their attic and when they rub it, a genie appears. The genie grants them each three wishes. The old woman goes first. Not...

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