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20 Major Events That Have Occurred Since The Chicago Cubs Won A World Series

Funny Joke Of The Day Here are 20 major events that have occurred since the cursed Chicago Cubs last laid claim to a World Series championship. 1. Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their...
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What Are These, Dad? – Funny Joke of the Day

Funny Joke of the Day A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, dad?” To which the...
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A 5-Year-Old And A 3-Year-Old Are Upstairs In Their Bedroom

Funny Joke Of The Day A 5-year-old and a 3-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 5-year-old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 3-year-old nods his head in approval, so...
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An 85-Year-Old Man Was Requested By His Doctor…

... for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the...
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A Blonde Was Desperate For Money…

Funny Joke Of The Day A blonde was desperate for money, so she decided to go to the richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs. At the first house, a man answered the door...
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Two Men And Two Women Are Sharing A Train Car Going Through The Alps…

Funny Joke Of The Day An Englishman, a Frenchman, a beautiful blonde and an ugly brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then, the train...

A Woman Is Going To Meet Her Boyfriend’s Parents For The First Time…

Funny Joke Of The Day A woman is going to meet her boyfriend's parents and have dinner with them for the first time. This is a very important night, and she wants to make a...
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A Texas Rancher Was Visiting A Farmer In Israel…

Funny Joke Of The Day A Texas rancher was visiting a farmer in Israel. The proud Israeli showed him around. "Here is where I grow tomatoes, cucumbers and squash. Over there, I built a play...
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The Teacher gives Johnny a simple math problem…

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and...
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip…

Funny Joke Of The Day After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look...