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A Blonde Was Desperate For Money…

Funny Joke Of The Day A blonde was desperate for money, so she decided to go to the richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs. At the first house, a man answered the door...
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A Frog Walks Into A Bank…

Funny Joke Of The Day A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan...
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A Blonde And A Redhead Have A Cattle Ranch In Texas…

Funny Joke Of The Day A blonde and a redhead have a cattle ranch in Texas. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another for their cattle ranch, but they only...
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Three Guys Are Hiking Through The Woods When They Find A Lamp…

Funny Joke Of The Day Three guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms, "You have finally freed...
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Can We Get Married?

Funny Joke Of The Day On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process...
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A Marvelous Little Instrument

FUNNY JOKE OF THE DAY! A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an...
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A Woman Was In Bed With Her Lover When…

...she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over her lover and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I...
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A Married Man Was Having An Affair With His Secretary…

Funny Joke Of The Day A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep...
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What starts with an F and ends with K?

Funny Joke of the Day! A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister...
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Researches Just Found 200 Dead Crows On The Freeway Outside Boston…

Funny Joke Of The Day Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from avian flu. A bird pathologist examined...

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