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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when…

Funny Joke of the Day A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the...
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Funny Joke Of The Day! Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly veered sideways and jumped into the deep...
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An Elderly Couple Noticed They Are Getting More Forgetful…

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should...
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Harold And Sven Try The Trash Removal Business

Funny Joke Of The Day Harold and Sven went into the trash removal business. All they had for a truck was Sven’s 1949 Ford pickup with the grain sides on it. They had just filled it...
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NASA Sent A Shuttle Into Space With Two Monkeys And An Astronaut…

Funny Joke Of The Day NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three...
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Two oilfield workers from North Dakota were on a trip…

Funny Joke of the Day! Two oilfield workers from North Dakota were on a trip to South Texas. They went to sign on with a new drilling contractor when they were pulled over by a State...
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20 Major Events That Have Occurred Since The Chicago Cubs Won A World Series

Funny Joke Of The Day Here are 20 major events that have occurred since the cursed Chicago Cubs last laid claim to a World Series championship. 1. Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their...
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A Professor, a CEO, and a Janitor Are In a Forest When They Discover...

Funny Joke of the Day   A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do...
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A Texas Rancher Was Visiting A Farmer In Israel…

Funny Joke Of The Day A Texas rancher was visiting a farmer in Israel. The proud Israeli showed him around. "Here is where I grow tomatoes, cucumbers and squash. Over there, I built a play...
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The Maid Asked For A Raise, And The Wife Was Upset…

Funny Joke Of The Day The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is...

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