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3 Wives Go To Counseling

Funny Joke of the Day There are three married couples: a couple married one year, another for ten years, and the last at twenty-five years. All three couples are in a bit of a rough...
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10 Great Amish Pick Up Lines

Going to an Amish barn dance later? Then you'll need your finest footwear, a potato sack dress, and a list of Amish pick up lines to woo your vintage suitor. Don't forget to sway...
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A Professor, a CEO, and a Janitor Are In a Forest When They Discover...

Funny Joke of the Day   A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do...
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The Dead Crow Mystery

Funny Joke of the Day The police found over 2000 dead crows on highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the...
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A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer Were Waiting To Play Golf…

Funny Joke of the Day A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for...
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What A Coincidence!

Funny Joke of the Day! A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, “How about that? I just ordered...
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A Beautiful Woman Loved Growing Tomatoes

Funny Joke of the Day! A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get them to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the...
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A Blind Guy Is Sitting In A Bar…

Funny Joke of the Day! A blind guy is sitting in a bar. He shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell...
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During WW2, Three Generals Were Arguing…

During WW2, three generals were arguing who had the bravest soldiers. The British general called one of his men over. “Private! See that nazi tank in the minefield there? Go destroy it.” “Yes, Sir!” The soldier...
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And Elderly Couple Dies In A Plane Crash…

Funny Joke of the Day!   An 85 year old couple is going on holiday, when they suddenly die in a plane crash. They had been married for 60 years, and kept in good health due to...

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