Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny jokes about anything and everything. Come back daily for the Joke Of The Day!

chalkboard

The Teacher gives Johnny a simple math problem…

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and...
Elderly Couple

An Elderly Couple Noticed They Are Getting More Forgetful…

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should...
Woman drinking at bar

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.

He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be...
medical specimen jar

An 85-Year-Old Man Was Requested By His Doctor…

... for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the...
Monkey in a Tree

A Monkey Was In A Tree Smoking Weed…

A monkey was in a tree smoking weed... A lizard, walking by, looked up and saw him. "Yo, Monkey," said the lizard, "what are you doing up there?" The monkey looked down and answered him. "I'm...
puzzle pieces

A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says…

A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it...
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An Irish Daughter Had Not Been Home For Over 5 Years…

Funny Joke Of The Day An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily. "Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write...
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Three Bulls Heard The Rancher Was Bringing Another Bull Onto The Ranch…

Funny Joke Of The Day Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull:...
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A Man’s Car Breaks Down In Front Of A Monastery…

Funny Joke Of The Day A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you...
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Three Men Died On Christmas Eve And Were Met By Saint Peter…

Funny Joke Of The Day Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that...