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A Handsome Man Gets Into A Terrible Car Accident – Funny Joke of the...

Funny Joke of the Day A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident. The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily...
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A Man Walks Into A Bar With His Dog – Funny Joke of the...

Funny Joke of the Day A man walks into a bar with his dog. "This is a talking dog. If this dog can answer my questions, who will buy me a drink?" he asks. "You can have...
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A Woman Hears Someone Knocking On Her Door – Funny Joke of the Day

  Funny Joke of the Day A woman was at home when she hears someone knocking on her door. She goes to the door and opens it and sees a man standing there. That man asks her, "Do you...
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10 Banana Jokes That Aren’t Really Banana Jokes

Honestly, what is better than a joke? A joke literally on a BANANA. These hilarious jokes have been painstakingly chosen with great care to match them with the perfect banana background. It's almost INSPIRING how well...
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Heisenberg, Ohm And Schrodinger Are In A Car… Funny Joke of the Day

Funny Joke Of The Day   Heisenberg, Ohm and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know...
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A Young Salesman Applies For A Job – Funny Joke of the Day

Funny Joke of the Day A young salesman applies for a job in a big store. The manager asks him about his credentials, and the young man answers: "I can sell everything." Encouraged by the young man's confidence,...
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3 Wives Go To Counseling

Funny Joke of the Day There are three married couples: a couple married one year, another for ten years, and the last at twenty-five years. All three couples are in a bit of a rough...
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10 Great Amish Pick Up Lines

Going to an Amish barn dance later? Then you'll need your finest footwear, a potato sack dress, and a list of Amish pick up lines to woo your vintage suitor. Don't forget to sway...
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A Professor, a CEO, and a Janitor Are In a Forest When They Discover...

Funny Joke of the Day   A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do...
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The Dead Crow Mystery

Funny Joke of the Day The police found over 2000 dead crows on highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the...

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