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Another Stalemate For The Washington Red Tapes

Another Stalemate For The Washington Red Tapes

You may not have heard of them and they've never won a Superbowl but minor league football team,The Washington Red Tapes are making quite a lot of press lately. We talked to their head...
I Love Wasting Time On The Internet At Work!

I Love Wasting Time On The Internet At Work!

The number one killer of workplace productivity has to be the Internet. It is a bastion of endlessly funny and often-times intriguing distractions that make doing actual work unattractive. The Internet was designed for...
candy, peppermint

It’s Just Peppermint, Patty!

The woman reclined on the couch in the psychiatrist's office and stared blankly at the ceiling. She knew that she needed help with her addiction and that Charlie wanted her to get help, but it...

Fellowship Of The Pooh

It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   No doubt many of you out there in the media savvy Pickleverse will recognize the above a line attributed to Bilbo Baggins in Peter Jackson's film Fellowship Of...
not how to be single, dating, funny relationship advice, couples, dating habits

Relationship Advice: Constantly Getting Dumped?

You meet someone and things seem to be going well. But within a month, the relationship is done and you are left to wonder why you can't hold it together. Here are four reasons...
family, turkey, thanksgiving, relatives

You Can Pick A Turkey (But You Can’t Pick Your Relatives)

It was late afternoon . . . The sun – just barely peeking through, casting a warm glow across the linen dressed table. Perfectly choreographed fine china. Candlelight - flickering, flirting; dancing alongside the portly glasses, adorned in red. Turkey...
A Close Encouter Of The Starbucks Kind

A Close Encouter Of The Starbucks Kind

He was sitting at his usual spot at the long table in the Starbucks near his office. He went about his usual routine---setting the grande dark roast with whole milk and a good tablespoon...
Sausages, BBQ, Barbecue

A Father and Son Disappear… Until They Smell BBQ

When Liz and Graham Hampson lost Charlie and Theo, they were distraught and thought they would never see the father/son duo again. Launching a rescue campaign in their town of Buttermere in Cumbria, they...
Household Uses for Honey

Household Uses for Honey

Very few people have anything bad to say about honey. Even if you're not Winnie-the-Pooh and wouldn't be willing to spend days trapped in the entrance to your friend's home to keep eating honey,...
holiday, Christmas,

Mixed Messages, Holiday And Otherwise!

Don't talk to strangers. Don't go with strangers. Be aware of stranger-danger. These are all messages which we emphasis to children as parents. Yet we actually do often send our kids into the very situations...

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