The alarm clock barked and Monkey Pickles eye’s popped wide open all he could think of was his trip to Daydream Island. He made arrangements for the pineapple water taxi that would take him there and packed his alligator bag. Daydream Island was a place where he could swim with dolphins, and they also had [...]

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Banana. It’s a funny word. Ba-na-na. Maybe it’s all those soft “A” sounds, kind of babyish. In fact, babies love bananas because “banana” is one of the first foods they learn to say. Have you ever heard a baby request “asparagus with hollandaise” or “liver and onions” for a snack? Of course not, those food [...]

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Top 10 Excuses for Not Having Your Homework (Work-Work) Done   Whether we’re school-aged, middle-aged or just aged, we all have responsibilities. Unfortunately, we don’t always have the time to accomplish them. It is at those moments, we need an excuse to give to the people who have expectations of us. Here are 10 surefire [...]

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Monkey Pickles Makes the Case for Primate Memes Everything is better when monkeys and bananas are involved. That extends to things like internet memes. Forget about LOLcats or Rickrolling, the best memes of the internet involve either some sort of primate or boomerang-shaped fruit. We are Monkey Pickles so we might be a little bit [...]

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We have been through alot of hurdles 2010 and have grown alot.  We are excited to make another huge leap forward with the starting development of a new fresh final website.      We are really excited to let you know that this next leap will be the last major structure  change of the Monkey Pickles. Get [...]

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The Count Froo-Froo Du Faa Flaa told himself he should have known better. Since he became principal at Low-down High Middle School he had strived to bring culture to Parirsish, Monkisota. The final year students were behind in the sciences & if this did not come off they would fail the subject but his faith in combining the outstanding practical coursework with homecoming was shaken.

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Learn from my tale
Don’t court the fail
You’re going to lose
If you give monkeys booze.

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My first contribution to The Monkey Pickles Universe was a piece suggesting that its creator would merrily bounding around happily licking faces in innocent greeting & offer the quirky promise of a refuge from reality.

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Wooed orangutans, Lubed up thighs & spoke in Urdu From a flat in Japan They could pick up his ironing

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She was taking a long time and I was getting bored, so when a Borders employee came over to me and asked if I needed help, I decided to be a goofball and have a little fun.

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