5 Things you Shouldn’t Put in a Box

5 Things you Shouldn’t Put in a Box

Boxes are great for storing a lot of things, but there are some things that just shouldn’t go inside a box. However, there are a few things you probably wish you could put inside a box and ship it to the moon: your boss, your landlord, and probably your noisy neighbor. That probably wouldn’t go to well uh?

As for your boss nobody will probably miss him or her depending on how loud and annoying he or she was, as for your landlord you would probably have to make your own home repairs, the bright side is you won’t have to pay rent for a while and as for your neighbor, you can have as many wild parties as you like without the Po-Po knocking at your door telling you to keep down the noise.

When you think of all the things and people you want to put inside a box, it is really hilarious. Ha! Ha! Ha! On the serious side these are some things that you just shouldn’t put inside a box unless you plan on joining them.

Your mind

- how many times have you said “I almost lost my mind” well, quite frankly when did you get it back. When you lose your mind you usually find it the next day. The strange fact is it your mind is exactly where you left it the last time. Guess what? It is sitting in the same spot waiting for you to reclaim it. So, if you’re packing up your winter clothes and lose your train of thought, just look inside your box! I’m sure your find it.

Your time

-how many times have you heard that expression. “I wish I had enough time to go to the store” or “There are not enough hours in the day to do everything I need to you” let’s face it! There is 24 hours in a day. How many hours do you need to perm your hair, gossip on the phone, and shoot birds at the driver who cut you off on the interstate? Look in your glove compartment, pull out your mind and use your common sense. Better yet, just blow your horn.

Your spouse

-sometimes it is easier to put your spouse inside a big box, tape it up and store it in the attic. Especially, if he or she snores, nags or just won’t do any work around the house. Believe me! It is a lot cheaper than paying for a divorce. However, if you put your spouse in the attic then you face jail time for false imprisonment or perhaps kidnapping. The best recourse to take, in my opinion; take him to NASA put him on a space craft and watch him take off on National Television. Now that’s a real blast!

Your cellphone

-if you are a talker and a text messenger, please don’t pack your cell phone inside a box. The worst case scenario: you are asleep and you are dreaming that your cell phone is calling you and when you reach for it, it disappears. You wake up in a cold sweat and realize it was only a dream or was it. When you look in your purse or on the table you make a dreadful discovery. You have actually packed your cell phone and now it is on the way to your new home. Normally, it wouldn’t be a problem to go pick it up. However, catching an airplane to Afghanistan is way to costly. Please don’t ship your cellphone to another country.

Your computer

-please don’t put your internet, your email, and your Facebook page inside a box. Well, here are a few reasons why you shouldn’t put your computer inside a box. Aside from it being a bad idea. Your computer would get broken, your internet service will expire, your email account will reach its mail capacity and your Facebook fans will hate you. Why, because now they can’t track your every move.

There are a lot of things you really shouldn’t put in a box. Aside from the obvious items you shouldn’t pack your gym shoes. Boy, when you open up the box and when the smell hit the fan you will have cleared the room without asking anyone to leave.

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